Post by jonathan on Aug 30, 2009 21:13:31 GMT -5
[/color][/center][/blockquote]JONATHAN MARCUS KNOX
it started with a low light
" my love affair with everywhere
was innocent, why do you care?
someone star the car time to go. "
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NEXT THING I KNEW[/color][/blockquote]
they ripped me from my bed
[/b][/color] Jonathan Marcus Knox
NICKNAMES: Johnny, John, Johnny Boy, John John.
GENDER: Male.
AGE: Twenty-Nine.
SEXUALITY: Pansexual.
YEAR: N/A
MEMBER GROUP: Teacher.
FACE CLAIM: Ryland Blackington.
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AND THEN THEY TOOK[/color][/blockquote]
my bloodtype, they left a
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[/b][/color] The only thing about me I dislike is my age. I would murder all these students if I could just be their age again, fix up the mistakes in my life, gain some more knowlage. But my time is past, and I know it.
2. I'm a complete and utter hypocrit when it comes to my students, I promise you that. When I was their age I was a burn out, barely passing math. Somehow I managed to pick it up in college, but that's besides the point. I'm pretty sure if they knew how I was in High School they'd shank me for being such a doucher to them. But I'm honestly trying to help.
3. Money burns a hole in my pocket. I actually have been having my mother take care of my money until she died last year...now I'm just trying really hard not to buy everything on those infomercials. God damn magic bullet people making it look so fun!
4. I was born and raised in England, hence the accent. I do, however, sometimes ham the accent just to make it more pronounced. Let's face it, the ladies dig it.
5. I often times try to talk like a student just so they'll hate me a little less for being such a hard ass. That's probably also why I don't give them any homework...I mean, they're all doing well in class. That being said when I try to talk like I'm young I sound like an idiot. But at least it amuses them, right homie g?
6. I have a glass of vodka every morning, and a glass of wine every night. I'm fit as a horse. I'm not incredibly muscular, but that's just because I'm overly thin. But I could still outrun you any day...even if my knee's crack when I stretch sometimes. God, I'm getting old..
7. I'm incredibly self confident. I sometimes forget that some people aren't...which gets me in trouble a lot, mostly with my lady friends. I forget that when they ask if something makes them look fat I'm not supposed to tell them the truth.
8. I can do a full split. Interesting, eh? It hurts my nuts like hell, but the fact that I can do it's pretty cool I think. Not to mention the fact that it's always fun to do at parties.
9. I'm the reigning champion of quarters. I can whip any of your young booties at it, don't doubt me. Just because I'm getting up there in age doesn't mean I'm not still good at holding my liquor. Oh, I am.
10. I am, in fact, pansexual. Which means I'll have sex with either male or females, it makes no difference. I try to stay out of emotional relationships, because they usually end up badly, but I'll date either males or females as well. Mostly females.
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STRANGE IMPRESSION
in my head, you know that i was hoping
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whoa there, my name is elizabeth and i happen to be of the gender species. i currently have age number of candles on my cake but i've got experience under my belt. i found this quirky site through how you found us. by the way, you can contact me via contact info or through other characters. now i'll show you what i'm made of.
SAMPLE POST HERE
THAT I COULD LEAVE
this starcrossed world behind
this apptemplate was made by chaela and laurel from charcoal eyes, guys, and the titles are from spaceman by the killers
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