Post by DELILAH MARY BROWN on Jan 8, 2010 0:01:10 GMT -5
DELILAH MARY BROWN
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FULL NAME: delilah mary brown[/blockquote]
AGE: seventeen
MEMBER GROUP: cut throat
GRADE: junior
BIRTH PLACE: portland, oregon
RELIGION: none
SEXUALITY: heterosexual
PLAYBY: leighton meester
AND IF YOU SWEAR THAT
[/font]" THERE'S NO TRUTH AND WHO CARES, WHY DO YOU SAY IT LIKE YOU'RE RIGHT? "[/font][/center]
hi. my name is delilah mary brown...it doesn't exactly roll off the tongue, and the only one of my names you can call me by is delilah, thank you very much. i hate the name mary more than anything on earth.b ut moving on. i'm seventeen years old, and my birthday is in december. and there are a few things you should probably maybe know about me. i'm completely straight edge, unlike most students here. i do not drink, do drugs, or party. and of course there are a few other things you should know. i'm completely fucking crazy. i will go from being slightly nice one moment to wanting to shank your head off the next, and i could totally do it and blame it on my schizophrenia. or my manic depression. my anger issues. you name it, chances are i have it. other than eating disorders. my body is fucking amazing, thank you very much. i have curves you could only ever dream of. maybe i have a but of narcisistic personality disorder as well, whatever. there are a precious few people on earth i can actually stand. pretty much just ace and dallas, my best friends since forever. literally. i move through guys like you move through underwear...unless you're as gross as you look. it's not my fault. i am not a slut. i've never had sex without a relationship, and i never will. it's trashy, and despite my downfalls, i am one classy bitch. i move through guys because they leave me - always. i'm too much trouble, not worth their time, only a good lay and nothign more...what the fuck ever. i'm too complicated for men, i guess. so i'll just stay single for the rest of my life and spent my friday nights watching dallas get drunk and go through my underwear drawers. but if you ask me the same question next week i'll have a boyfriend. ha. okay, well, there are very few things i actually regret in my life. one being going to a party...i don't party often, when i do i just babysit dallashole and tubby. but my boyfriend wanted to go so i went. he was a douche. and i don't know, we were all hanging out, it was dark, i was bored...i started with some foot action...on what i thought was my boyfriend. really, i did. okay, the fact that he was admittedly...bigger than my boyfriend should have been a tip-off. or the fact that his...noises didn't sound the same. my then boyfriend was kind of...girly sounding. ha. and then someone turned on the lights, and instead of seeing my boyfriend i saw dallas. my best friend. most awkward thing of life? pretty much. and of course i blamed him. why the hell didn't he stop me? because he's a drunk horny doucher. right. i refuse to talk about it more. no one else knows. it's highly embarrassing. right. so. i dislike people. really, really dislike people. they're annoying, a waste of space, and dallas is the only overly loud doucher i can stand. a bit about my history? no. fine. whatever. i don't talk about it much. my mom died giving birth to me, my dad's the town alcoholic, my grandmother raised me until she died six years ago. leaving me with a chunk of money in the bank, which i never really got to thank her for. and i've been going to this school since my freshman year. really. because i'm too unstable for normal people. which...i don't disagree with. i'm violent. i break bones. i'm not all talk. i'm not fake. you can suck my metaphorical twelve inches if you have anything to say about it.
LIKES ,
old movies, chick flicks, romance novels, romantic movies, cuddling, couches, kittens, head bands, sunglasses, skirts, designing, romance in general, poptarts, cleanliness, making beds, cleaning, organizing, the morning, sunrises, sex, christmas, snow, red, latino, jews, pissing dallas off, making people jealous, compliments, my ego being stroked, high heels, dressing up, being feared, being respected, stepping on "the little people", amanda palmer, lipstick, shopping, lingerie, doing things for people, taking care of people, curse words, anything "classy", audrey hepburn, the sixties, flowers, my tattoo, going out, dancing, kissing in the rain, heights, that's what she said jokes, people who laugh at my jokes, candy canes, suck ups, dallas, foot jobs.
DISLIKES ,
dogs, german accents, trashy whores, tacky clothing, sluts, whores, being called mean, being called anything negative, gaining weight, alcoholics, my father, my family in general, talking about the past, disorganization, anything unplanned or spontaneous, impulse, being lied to, having to lie, being annoyed, jeans, boring clothing, immature people, every single one my exes, you most likely, vegetables, having to eat healthily, forgetting things, blonde moments, my hair when it was blonde, being caught off guard, losing, people who don't allow me to do things for them, stubborn bastards, the color green, swimming, biking, losing at twister, people who rub me losing in my face, bitches.
GOALS ,
find something i'm good at.
get a "nice" boyfriend.
TO DO LIST ,
find a new dick to suck.
buy a new winter jacket.
buy more poptarts.
buy new shoes for dallas. his have holes. it's annoying.
get brown hair dye. roots are showing.
grow another inch. yeah, right.
write that report.
get my tattoo redone.
buy those shoes.
kick dallas's ass in twister.
make dallas throw his hobo shirts away.
get a hair cut.
SHOPPING LIST ,
poptarts.
candy canes.
satin.
sims 3. to get rid of the spare time on my hands.
red nail polish.
red lipstick.
that red shirt.
spare tooth brush.
mouthwash.
picture frame.
coffee.
wine.
red bull.
dr. pepper.
a new camera.
WHY ARE YOU SCARED TO
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NAME: elizabeth
AGE: optional sixteen
EXPERIENCE: hi
TIME ZONE: no
OTHER CHARACTERS: lots
see lucy tho