Post by CHRISTOPHER JOSEPH LYDON on Jan 12, 2010 16:37:54 GMT -5
CRISTOPHERJOSEPHLYDON
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[/center]FULL NAME: cristopher joseph lydon[/blockquote]
AGE: eighteen
MEMBER GROUP: kleptomaniac
GRADE: senior
BIRTH PLACE: los angeles california
RELIGION: athiest
SEXUALITY: heterosexual
PLAYBY: nate novarro
AND IF YOU SWEAR THAT
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yo, i'm cristopher lydon...ew, kidding. call me chris. no, seriously, call me chris. you probably know who i am. my parents are both big-ass musicians, and i'm their spawn. pretty sure everyone around here knows exactly who i am. and why shouldn't they? i'm fucking amazing. i obviously come from a pretty wealthy household, i have great parents, even if they've never been around very much. my mom's always moping around the house wishing she married someone else, my dad's always on tour...it's great. i've been to several shrinks concerning my parents, i don't get it. i'm fucking happy, why would i want to talk to someone about it, you know? the only thing i'm not happy with is my height. but i'm still sexy, so whatever. i'm going to cut right to the chace and say i like to steal cars. it started before i even got my license, when i was fifteen and i saw this epic movie...i practiced on my dad's cars, he didn't even fucking notice. at the moment i can hotwire a fucker pretty damn fast...even if they're trying to get me to break that little "habit', i don't see it happening. i don't even have a need for the cars half the time...it's just pretty much the only thing i can do right. actually, i can do anything that has to do with cars well. i'm a fucking amazing driver. i can fix cars like it's my job...and i can steal them. pretty amazing, right? the only swear i ever use is fuck. any variation of fuck. the rest are just useless in my vocabulary. okay, so let me guess. you don't like me already. that's cool. i'm kind of a huge sweetheart once you get to know me. so many you should shut the fuck up and get to know me? no, really. i'm a tough nut to crack (haha, nut), but once you do it's worth it. i just learned at a young age not to let just anyone in. let's talk about girls. i'm a huge charmer, you could say. the kind of guy who buys his ladies roses and chocolates...i find most of them don't even like me that much, sadly enough. they use me for my money or my nice cars or something, it's whatever, i pretty much use them for the sex. and just like everyone else i'm prone to a one night stand or two. commitment...yeah, i don't see anything wrong with it. i'm all for just two people together, you know? i'd never cheat on a lady. unless she was cheating on me. two wrongs do make a right in my mind. my manors are surprisingly good for someoen raised by a french nanny...not a hot french nanny or anything. i wish. umm, i know just when to pull out my charm, and first impressions are another thing i'm pretty fucking good at. i'm a bit of a drinker...i used to break into my parents cabinets. i can break into just about anything, really. i've even done a little B&E, but it's always just for fun. the only thing i steal is cars. i can get anything else using my dads credit card. how was i sent here? good question. i got caught stealing some big govener type dude's sports car, he threw a bitch fit, pressed a couple charges despite my dad's generous..."donation", and they said i could either go to juvie or come here. and of course, while i woulda preferred juvie, my dad shipped me off here. fabulous, right? i kind of like it. i like to make fun of the crazies...the chicks aren't that hot, except a few, but i'll deal with it. one more year and i'm free to do whatever i want. except maybe steal sports cars...don't exactly want to go to jail.
LIKES ,
cars, sailing, boats, compliments, being known, being liked, being hated, sunsets, warm weather, california, brunettes, tall chicks, partying, being adored, dating, money, turning his charm on, nice clothing, scruff, good grades, people who are honest with him, being respected, large crowds, noise, doing things right.
DISLIKES ,
getting attached, being alone, being scared, getting caught in lies, being turned down, his height, being made fun of in any way, friends, cold weather, rain, snow, failing grades, gross clothing, blondes, stupid girls, insults, disrespect, fitzgerald, getting caught, silence, doing things wrong, rabbits, hoes.
GOALS ,
- graduate.
- find a real talent.
- find a serious girlfriend.
- get straight A's.
- get let out of here early.
- grow three inches.
- lose ten pounds.
- get a lamborghini.
- learn latin.
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