WELLS, dallas alexander

[DALLAS ALEXANDER WELLS]

DALLAS ALEXANDER WELLS

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FULL NAME: dallas alexander wells
AGE: eighteen
MEMBER GROUP: wack jobs
GRADE: senior
BIRTH PLACE: portland, oregon
RELIGION: jewish
SEXUALITY: heterosexual
PLAYBY: gabey baby<3

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AND IF YOU SWEAR THAT

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oh hey there. i'm dallas alexander wells, but everyone calls me dallas. not alexander because it's too long, and not alex but that's just stupid. dallas would be nice. if you're special, you can call me dallasshole. and if you're really special, you can call me dally. you can only call me those if your name is ace or delilah. if not, then fuck you. you can't. it's dallas. ace and delilah are my best friends... literally. we're like a sexy bff threesome, only we don't actually have threesomes. and ace isn't sexy anymore because he's tubby now. i told him to lay off the twinkies. but yeah. anyway. i'm eighteen and sexier than you. true facts. i'm ridiculously tall, like 6'4" or something, which is great because i can look down your shirt. ha. haha. i'm kind of a creep. and i'm jewish. but i'm like, a horrible jew. i don't do any of the prayers and rituals. and i jack off. ha. my mom's jewish, and latino. which makes me jewish and part-latino. and my dad's probably american, because of the last name and all. see, i don't know my dad. he knocked my mom up in the backseat and left her. and now my mom kind of hates me because she thinks it's all my fault my dad left. whatever. fuck her. but don't... literally. loads of other douche bags already do that, thanks. she's a whore, my mom. she dates these ridiculously rich and desperate-for-latino-ass men so she can pay half of our bills. but personally, i hate depending on them. i could just get a job and move out or something... but i have to graduate first. not that i'm going to college or anything. i seriously don't know what to do with my life... except be an artist. i'm pretty good at it, to be honest. but.. i don't know. pretty sure i don't have the money for that. or the grades. it's not that i'm as dumb as fuck or anything. i'm actually really smart, i swear. i like math and science. but it's like... i have zero attention span. i have add and i have to take pills and shit, so i don't spazz out all the time. fucked up shit, right? i didn't know until i was like, nine. and everyone thought i was just a hyperactive, crazy kid who had too much sugar. my mom's then-boyfriend paid for me to get diagnosed. so props to the asshole for that. i sometimes i forget to take my pills, because they have to be regularly and on the right time and i forget because it's lame. so there are times that i do spazz out and wreck everything. but it's not like anyone has ever seen that. just me, and it should stay that way. i don't need anyone's pity. anyway, my mom couldn't deal with an add kid so she left me every night and just had babysitters who raised me. then when i became a freshman in high school, she sent me to this fucked up hellhole. which would have been awful because it's full of unstable, creepy people but i met ace and delilah here, so it's great. and speaking of delilah... well... she's basically the most amazing girl in the world. i love her. way more than a best friend should. i always have... we're meant for each other, you see. which kind of sounds creepy but fuck you, we are. someday, she'll realize that she wants me. she's... i don't know how to describe her. she's complicated and has her flaws, but god... i love her. i love everything about her. she gives an amazing foot job, by the way. and i know that because we went to this new year's party, i got really smashed and it was dark... and she thought i must have been her boyfriend then because she gave me a foot job. but fuck, i have a bigger dick than that guy. how could she even mistake me for him? he probably moans like a girl. ha. but yeah... it happened and she never talked about it again. which kind of sucks... but she'll realize she loves me. i just know it. so back the fuck off her. she's mine.

i love...

• sex.
  
• beer.
  
• desk sex. pool sex. shower sex. wall sex. whatever. i'm good at it. stfu.
  
• my dick. ha. haha.
  
• plaid "hobo" shirts. i look sexy in them.
  
• caps.
  
• sunglasses and glasses.
  
• tight pants.
  
• hoodies.
  
• brunette girls.
  
• twister. and winning in it.
  
• dancing. i'm an amazing dancer. really.
  
• gossip girl sleepovers with ace and delilah.
  
• getting drunk with ace and going through delilah's underwear drawer.
  
• brushing my teeth.
  
• talking to hobos.
  
• my rabbit. and dogs in general.
  
• megan fox.
  
• delilah in red.
  
• math class.
  
• pedo staches.
  
• doing things for people i like.
  
• making new friends.
  
• calling ace tubby.
  
• epic sex jokes.
  
• that foot job delilah gave me.
  
• delilah.

i hate...

• delilah's boyfriends.
  
• coffee.
  
• relationships.
  
• commitment.
  
• assholes.
  
• losing in anything.
  
• people doing things for me.
  
• taking my pills.
  
• studying.
  
• my mom.
  
• this place. in general.
  
• my old jewfro pictures.
  
• awkward morning-afters.
  
• that guy who made out with megan fox in transformers.
  

WHY ARE YOU SCARED TO

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NAME: mia
AGE: older than your mom.
EXPERIENCE: two to three years-ish.
TIME ZONE: epic azn time.
OTHER CHARACTERS: aliens.

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