HATCHETT, michael austin

[MICHAEL AUSTIN HATCHETT]

MICHAEL AUSTIN HATCHETT

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FULL NAME: michael austin hatchett
AGE: twenty-six
MEMBER GROUP: teacher (math)
GRADE: n/a
BIRTH PLACE: dallas, texas
RELIGION: christian
SEXUALITY: heterosexual
PLAYBY: joseph gordon-levitt

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AND IF YOU SWEAR THAT

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yeah. hey. i'm michael austin hatchett. but call me michael, everyone does. only one person calls me austin, and that's my mom. when i was five and wouldn't take a bath. and that was probably too much information. right. anyway, i'm twenty-six. yeah. i'm pretty old now. and no, i'm not lame. at least i don't think i am. okay, i kind of am... i'm a big nerd. i teach math. which is probably the worst subject ever invented for most kids but i try to make it as interesting as possible. i love math. it's not like literature that there are a million possible answers. math only has one and all you have to do is find a way to get it. and yeah, it's a lot harder than i'm making it sound but it's the one thing that actually comes naturally for me. i don't have to work for it. it's easy. everything else in my life though, i had to work for. i came from an average family, like... we only had enough money to send me to school. i never got the other cool stuff my classmates did. but it never mattered to me. money was like... not really a big deal. i guess i was just raised to think that it wasn't the most important thing in the world. i grew up in dallas, texas. which isn't full of cowboys and deserts, just so you all know. i was originally born in new york but since my dad's job got relocated, we moved there. and that's where i met my best friend in the whole world, jackie. she really is. ha, did you know if you put our names together, it's kind of like michael jackson? yeah, it didn't make sense. never mind. anyway... we've been best friends for as long i can remember. ever since i moved to dallas, i think. and we just kind of clicked. she loved science, i loved math. it only made sense that we became friends. i guess that's another thing that comes easy for me in my life... my friendship with her. it's like the most natural thing in the world. we even went to high school and college together. we were inseperable. everyone thought we were going to end up getting married... my dad thought so. my dad loves her, but then again, everyone does. it's hard not to love everything about her, even though she's kind of a boring prude. ha. god, i thought so too. i love her. is that too obvious? she's everything to me. i tried to make her see that, make her realize i loved her so much more than a best friend did and... i guess it didn't work because she's marrying my best friend. i should be happy for the both of them; my two best friends are finally happy. i should be too. but god, i love her. i always have. he didn't even know her before i introduced them. and then he asked her out.... asshole. okay, that was my fault. maybe i should have told him i loved jackie. or just told jackie. but i don't want to ruin a good thing. she has always seen me as her best friend and if i tell her what i feel, it ruins everything. and my friendship with her is the best thing in my life. i'll always support her, just be there for her. like i always have. people tell me i should move on. i tell them i don't. because no one's better than her. no one knows her like i do. and i just blabbed on about her, didn't i? right. sorry about that.

i like
math, jackie, jackie in dresses, jackie in my shirts because she forgot to pack clothes for the night again, epic scientific calculators, sex, shower sex, waffles, sunday mornings, scarves, not shaving, coffee, diner dash, playing tennis on wii, dogs, late night crime shows, my ipod, winter, lazy weekends spent on couches, dancing, elevators and escalators, doodling.

i hate
jackie engaged, jackie's engagement ring, seeing jackie hurt in any way, actual sports, tea, shaving, being drunk because i do really stupid things when i am, being forced to do anything i don't want to do, daytime shows, hot weather, too much noise, karaoke night, awkward situations

to-do list

• go grocery shopping
  
• buy microwaveable waffles
  
• and popcorn
  
• pick up my laundry
  
• not shave
  
• get a new ipod charger
  
• pay the bills
  
• tell jackie i love her... okay. not really.
  
• convince her that marrying him is a bad idea.

random facts

• i used to be in a band. for a month. i realized i have no future there.
  
• i'm a pretty good dancer though. haha.
  
• jackie got me really drunk once and made me sing shakira on karaoke night. i know this because i saw the videos.
  
• diner dash is the best game ever. i could play all versionf of it all day. i actually do.
  
• back in high school, a girl with braces tried to give me a blow job. it wasn't fun.
  
• i like dressing like a hobo. it makes everything easier.
  
• i have an obsession with coffee. i can't function properly without it.

WHY ARE YOU SCARED TO

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NAME: mia
AGE: eighteen
EXPERIENCE: two to three years like wut
TIME ZONE: +8
OTHER CHARACTERS: dallas and caleb yo.

too lazy to copy paste something. lame.